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Name: Daniel
Age: 20
School: Notre Dame of Greater Manila
University of the Philippines Los Banos
Hobbies: Playing Volleyball, Online Games, LAN games, PS..., Sleeping, Eating, Reading books...
Movies: White Chicks, Hot Chick, Freaky Friday, School of Rock, Star Wars(1-6), Kung Fu Panda
American Pie(1-4), Date Movie, Scary Movies... dami pa.
Scientific Name: Homosapiens sapiens

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Just your average UP student. Well, most people would think that "Uy! UP... Geek yan".. Such misconception. I am still living as a normal person and am critically endangered. I go to malls, watch movies, play online games and more. (sigh) For more info, just read all my posts and maybe, through my post, you can understand what kind of person I am. Shit!! pa english english pa. Nyahahaha...


Timeless Jokes..

ATTORNEY__________ CRIMINAL: attorney, tulungan mo naman ako sa kaso ko. ATTORNEY: sure! Kahit anong kaso masosolve ko, basta may pera ka lang na pambayad sa akin. CRIMINAL: ay attorney wala akong pera eh, pero may kotse ako. ATTORNEY: ok. pwede mong ibenta ang kotse mo para may pera kang pambayad sa akin. Ano pala yung kaso mo? CRIMINAL: carnapping po...... SING SING__________ CHOPPY: Pare napanood mo ba yung penikulang Independence Day? Pare ang Galing ng mga Effects. PORKY: Sinabi mo pa! kaso hinde ko masyadong nahintindian. CHOPPY: bakit mo naman nasabing Hinde mo nahintindian? hehe kase english ang salita? PORKY: Hinde yun,Kase Ganito yun Madaming nanunuod nung araw na yun,kaya sa balcony ako nagpunta, e Okay na sana upu ko,akalain mo bang sa dami ng tao dun may dawalang magshota sa Likod ko, naglalampungan!!. CHOPPY: Teka Muna? sa Dami ng Taong Nanduroon,Ang kapal naman nila, Chaka teka bakit mo naman nasabing Naglalampungan?. PORKY: Kase Sabi nung Babae " mmmm Sweetheart Tama nayan Tigilan mo nayan" CHOPPY: Ba! matindi A, Tapos ano pa ang nangyari? PORKY: Sabi pa niya " Aray Arayyy,yung Sing Sing Mo" CHOPPY: Hayop Naman Yung lalake Pati ba naman Daliri Ginamit? PORKY: Anong Daliri?! Eh Nagalit Nga Yung Lalake, CHOPPY: bakit anong sabi ng lalake? PORKY: "GAGA E LEROS KO NAYANG NAKAPASOK SAYO EH" CHOPPY: Nakoooo Braso pala Yun..... PINOY AT KANA__________ Minsang nagkasabay sa bus stop ang isang kapampangan at isang american lady sa Chicago (windy city). Habang nakatayo silang dalawa, biglang humangin ng napakalakas at tumaas ang palda ng 'kana' na wala palang panty. Dahil sa ayaw ng pinoy na mapahiya ang 'kana' sinabi na lang n'ya na, "it's hairy (airy pala ang ibig sabihin) isn't it?" Sagot ng napahiyang 'kana', "Bastard! What do you expect to see, feathers?" Lalaki na ba???

More Timeless Jokes


FATHER AND SON__________ May isang tatay at ang anak niyang bading... Tatay: Anak, di ko na makaya ang iyong pagiging bading. Ako na lang ang laging tinatawanan ng aking mga kumpare. Kalalaki ko raw na tao eh may anak ako na bading. Bading: Ok lang yan daddy dearest. Di lang ma take ng mga CHUVANG yan na ako'y may pusong babae. Tatay: Basta, ipapasok na kita sa Military School. Bading: (Pabulong) Ok maraming FAFA! Matapos ang tatlong buwan, pumunta ang tatay sa military school. Nang marating niya ang kwarto ng kanyang anak ay dali-dali siyang kumatok. Unang Beses ng Pagkatok Anak: Sino yan? (Lalaking boses) Tatay: Ayos lalaki ng ang anak ko Pangalawang Beses ng Pagkatok Anak: Sino yan? (Lalaking boses) Tatay: Oks na oks, lalaki na ang anak ko Pangatlong Beses ng Pagkatok Anak: Sino yan? Natatakot na ako... (Girlie Voice) HUMIRIT_________ TITSER: Okei, class! Can you give me an eksampol of a fruit that starts with letter L..... Taasan lahat kamay ng mga bata, naguunahan pa, sabi nila..."Mam!Ma'm!Ma'm!" TITSER: okey,Boy, sige nga bigyan mo ako ng sampol. BOY BASTOS: L as in Lansones.....ganyan kalaki utong ng ate ko! Tawanan buong klase...."Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-!Inis si Titser at galit. Inisip niya na 'di na niya ulit tatawagan si Boy Bastos.... TITSER: Okei, class!Next question is, give me an eksampol of an animal that starts with letter Z..... Taasan ulit kamay ng mga estudyante.... "Ma'm!Ma'm!Ma'm!Ma'm!" TITSER: Okei, Anna! Bigyan mo nga ako ng animal na nagsisimula sa letter Z.... ANNA:Z as in Zebra! TITSER: Veri gud!!!!Veri Gud! (Biglang may sumingit matapos makasagot ni Anna...) BOY BASTOS: Pero, gan'to kalaki ang titi niya....(diniscribe pa niya sa mga daliri niya ang laki) Si Titser ay galit na galit na talaga sa sobrang asar sa kanya...nilapitan niya 'to.... TITSER: Boy Bastos! "Manahimik ka diyan, huwag ka nang sasagot!Puro kabastusan ang nasa utak mo!Dadalhin kita sa prinsipal!!!! Dali-daling dinala si Boy Bastos sa principal's office...... PRINCIPAL: Boy Bastos, ano na naman ba ang problema at parati ka na lang andito sa opisina ko? (Kinwento ni Titser ang nangyari....) PRINCIPAL: Boy Bastos, bawiin mo ang sinabi mo!Bawiin mo!(Kunot Noo at Galit) BOY BASTOS: (Takot at mangiyak-ngiyak sa nasapit) Cige po, cige po,babawiin ko na po....GAN'TO NA LANG PO KALIIT ANG TITI NIYA! (Hirit pa rin eh, noh!?)


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Kung Fu Panda is a 2008 animated film about a bungling panda who aspires to be a kung fu warrior. Kung Fu Panda is directed by John Stevenson and Mark Osborne and produced by Melissa Cobb. Although the concept of a kung fu panda has been around since at least 1993, the idea for the film was conceived by Michael Lachance, a DreamWorks Animation executive. Work on the film did not begin until 2004 with the film premièring at the 61st Cannes Film Festival in May 2008 and seeing general distribution in summer. The film was produced by DreamWorks Animation's studio in Glendale, California, and distributed by Paramount Pictures.

The film stars the voices of Jack Black, Jackie Chan, Dustin Hoffman, Angelina Jolie, Lucy Liu, Seth Rogen, David Cross and Ian McShane.

Dreamworks are currently in talks to make a sequel to Kung Fu Panda.

Plot

Po (Jack Black) is a panda who works in a noodle restaurant owned by his goose father Mr. Ping (James Hong). Po is a kung fu fanatic with secret dreams of becoming a great master in the discipline. However, his weight and clumsiness seem to make his goal unattainable; Mr. Ping hopes instead that Po will one day take over the restaurant, and waits for the perfect opportunity to disclose the secret ingredient to his family's noodle recipe.

The tortoise Master Oogway (Randall Duk Kim) has a premonition that the evil snow leopard warrior Tai Lung (Ian McShane), the former student of his own protégé, the red panda Master Shifu (Dustin Hoffman), will escape from prison and return to threaten the Valley of Peace. While Shifu sends Zeng (Dan Fogler), a messenger goose, to Chor Ghom Prison to have the security increased, Oogway orders a formal ceremony to choose the mighty Dragon Warrior who can defeat Tai Lung. Everyone assumes that one of the Furious Five — Tigress (Angelina Jolie), Monkey (Jackie Chan), Mantis (Seth Rogen), Viper (Lucy Liu), and Crane (David Cross) — a quintet of supremely skilled martial artists trained by Shifu, will be chosen for this honor.

While the Five demonstrate their skills at the ceremony, Po arrives too late and finds himself locked outside the walled palace square. As a last-ditch attempt to get in, he ties several fireworks to a chair and ignites them, which sends him crashing into the center of the arena. Inspired by this sudden appearance, Oogway designates Po the Dragon Warrior. Despite Po's protests and Shifu's pleas to reconsider, Oogway stands by his decision.

Revolted at having Po under his tutelage, Shifu attempts to make him quit by berating and humiliating him. The Five similarly dismiss Po as a worthless interloper. Although he becomes aware of Shifu's true intentions and is deeply hurt by his heroes' disdain for him, Po endures their abuse willingly for the dream to become something more than the disaster he thinks he is. Master Oogway, still certain that Po is the right choice, gives him sage advice to believe in himself. Eventually, Po endears himself to the Five (except for Tigress) with his tenacity, good cooking, and sense of humor. At this time Tigress reveals to Po how Tai Lung came to be so evil. Shifu raised him from a cub and treated him like a son. When Oogway refused to make Tai Lung the Dragon Warrior, he became enraged and laid waste to the Valley. He then tried to take the dragon scroll. Shifu tried to stop him, but could not bear to destroy what he had created. Tai Lung was defeated by Master Oogway and imprisoned. Tigress ends her story by saying that Shifu loved Tai Lung like he never had before, or since.

Meanwhile, Zeng's errand backfires when a tour of the prison given to him by the overly confident head of security, Commander Vachir (Michael Clarke Duncan), inadvertently enables Tai Lung to escape. Tai Lung orders Zeng to send word of his arrival to Shifu. In the Valley of Peace, Oogway passes away and ascends to the heavens, leaving his final wish that Shifu train Po. However, upon learning of Tai Lung's return and realizing that he has to face the evil warrior, Po attempts to flee. Shifu stops the panda and promises to train him if he is truly destined to be the Dragon Warrior. When Po confesses his belief that he may never be a match for Tai Lung, Shifu is at a loss for a solution. Overhearing this argument, Tigress takes it upon herself to intercept Tai Lung, and the rest of The Five follow her to assist. The following morning, Shifu discovers that Po is capable of impressive physical feats when motivated by food. He leads Po to the countryside for an intensive training regime in which Po is offered food as a reward for learning his lessons. As Shifu hopes, Po swiftly becomes a skilled combatant.

The Five battle Tai Lung but are eventually defeated. All except Crane are paralyzed by a special nerve-striking technique, and he manages to carry his friends back to the valley. When they return, Shifu decides Po is ready to face the villain and gives him the sacred Dragon Scroll, which promises great power to the possessor. When Po opens it, he finds nothing but a blank reflective surface. Stricken with despair at the scroll's apparent worthlessness, Shifu orders his students to lead the villagers to safety while he stays to delay Tai Lung for as long as he can.

As Po participates in the evacuation, he meets his father, who tries to cheer him up by telling him the secret ingredient of the family's noodle soup: nothing. Things become special, he explains, because people believe them to be special. Realizing that is the very point of the Dragon Scroll, Po rushes off to help Shifu. At this time, Tai Lung arrives at the palace. He blames Shifu for not granting him the title of Dragon Warrior just because Master Oogway did not choose him, and the two begin to fight. For his part, Shifu is crippled by his profound feelings of guilt and responsibility for his former protégé whom he loved and raised like a son, turning to darkness.

When Tai Lung discovers that the Dragon Scroll is gone, he attempts to kill Shifu in anger. But before he can, Po finally arrives and challenges him. Although Tai Lung scoffs at Po's abilities, the ensuing fight proves Po to be a formidable opponent. Despite Po's skill, Tai Lung temporarily stuns him and gains the Dragon Scroll, but is unable to understand its symbolism. Po tries to explain the wisdom of the scroll to Tai Lung, but in frustration he tries to subdue Po with his nerve strikes. The attacks prove useless on the panda, as his nerves are difficult to affect under his thick layer of body fat. Emboldened, Po counter-attacks with an improvised combat style that takes advantage of his girth to absorb and deflect the force from Tai Lung's attacks back at him. In the end, Po uses the Wuxi Finger Hold on Tai Lung (a technique Shifu had previously threatened to use on Po), defeating him in a large explosion of golden light that ripples through the valley.

The Five return to the valley to investigate and find a slightly dazed but triumphant Po. Deeply impressed by Po's victory, Tigress leads the Five to acknowledge him as a Kung Fu master. Po suddenly remembers that his teacher is badly wounded, and rushes back to Shifu. At first the master appears to be dying, and Po panics. But it turns out that he is only trying to rest after such a terrible battle with Tai Lung.

At the end of the credits, Shifu and Po are seen eating together by the sacred peach tree. A peach seed planted by Shifu before Oogway's passing has sprouted into a new plant.

Cast



Voice Actor

Role

Animal

Jack Black

Po

Giant Panda

Dustin Hoffman

Master Shifu

Red Panda

Angelina Jolie

Tigress

South China Tiger

Jackie Chan

Monkey

Gee's Golden Langur

Lucy Liu

Viper

Green Tree Viper

David Cross

Crane

Red-crowned Crane

Seth Rogen

Mantis

Mantis

Ian McShane

Tai Lung

Snow Leopard

Dan Fogler

Zeng

Chinese Goose

Randall Duk Kim

Grand Master Oogway

Tortoise

James Hong

Mr. Ping

Chinese Goose

Michael Clarke Duncan

Commander Vachir

Javan Rhinoceros


Production

Development

Publicized work on the film began before October 2004at about the same time the PlayStation 2 videogame Ribbit King was released with its kung fu panda character, "Pan-Pan." In September 2005, DreamWorks Animation announced the film alongside Jack Black, who was selected to be the main voice star. Initially, the idea for the film was to make it a parody and spoof, but co-director John Stevenson was not particularly keen on the idea so instead chose the direction of simplistic comedy. Reportedly inspired by Stephen Chow's 2004 martial arts action comedy, Kung Fu Hustle, the co-directors wanted to make sure the film also had an authentic Chinese and kung fu feel to it. Production designer Raymond Zibach and art director Tang Heng spent years researching Chinese painting, sculpture, architecture and kung fu movies to help create the look of the film. Zibach said some of the biggest influence of him are the more artful martial-arts films such as Hero, and House of Flying Daggers and Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. The aim for the film, which took four years to make, was to make it a good blend of the two, as well as to give it an "epic" feel, unlike other DreamWorks animated features which resorted to "pop songs and celebrity references." In November 2005, Dreamworks Animation announced that Dustin Hoffman, Jackie Chan, Lucy Liu and Ian McShane would join Jack Black in the cast.

This film also helped to promote the 2008 Summer Olympics.

Music

As with most DreamWorks animated films, composer Hans Zimmer scored the film. Zimmer visited China in order to absorb the culture and got to know the Chinese National Symphony as part of his preparation; in addition, Timbaland also contributed to the soundtrack. The soundtrack also includes a partially rewritten version of the classic song, "Kung Fu Fighting", performed by Cee-Lo Green and Jack Black for the end credits.

Though Zimmer was originally announced as the main composer of the film, during a test screening Jeffrey Katzenberg, CEO of DreamWorks Animation SKG, announced that composer John Powell would also be contributing to the score. This marked the first collaboration in eight years for these two, having previously worked together on Dreamworks' The Road to El Dorado and the action thriller Chill Factor.

A soundtrack album was released by Interscope Records on June 3, 2008.

Animation

The hand-drawn animation sequence at the beginning of the film was made to resemble Chinese shadow puppetry. The opening, which was directed by Jennifer Yuh Nelson and animated by James Baxter, was praised by New York Times reviewer Manohla Dargis as "striking" and "visually different from most mainstream American animations." Other reviewers have compared the opening to the evocative style of Genndy Tartakovsky's Samurai Jack. The rest of the film is modern computer animation, which uses bright, offbeat colors to evoke the natural landscape of China. The end credit sequence also features hand-drawn characters and still paintings in the background.

Reference: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kung_Fu_Panda


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