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'Bout Me
Name: Daniel
Age: 20
School: Notre Dame of Greater Manila
University of the Philippines Los Banos
Hobbies: Playing Volleyball, Online Games, LAN games, PS..., Sleeping, Eating, Reading books...
Movies: White Chicks, Hot Chick, Freaky Friday, School of Rock, Star Wars(1-6), Kung Fu Panda
American Pie(1-4), Date Movie, Scary Movies... dami pa.
Scientific Name: Homosapiens sapiens

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(Sigh)The Burden to describe one's self

Just your average UP student. Well, most people would think that "Uy! UP... Geek yan".. Such misconception. I am still living as a normal person and am critically endangered. I go to malls, watch movies, play online games and more. (sigh) For more info, just read all my posts and maybe, through my post, you can understand what kind of person I am. Shit!! pa english english pa. Nyahahaha...


Timeless Jokes..

ATTORNEY__________ CRIMINAL: attorney, tulungan mo naman ako sa kaso ko. ATTORNEY: sure! Kahit anong kaso masosolve ko, basta may pera ka lang na pambayad sa akin. CRIMINAL: ay attorney wala akong pera eh, pero may kotse ako. ATTORNEY: ok. pwede mong ibenta ang kotse mo para may pera kang pambayad sa akin. Ano pala yung kaso mo? CRIMINAL: carnapping po...... SING SING__________ CHOPPY: Pare napanood mo ba yung penikulang Independence Day? Pare ang Galing ng mga Effects. PORKY: Sinabi mo pa! kaso hinde ko masyadong nahintindian. CHOPPY: bakit mo naman nasabing Hinde mo nahintindian? hehe kase english ang salita? PORKY: Hinde yun,Kase Ganito yun Madaming nanunuod nung araw na yun,kaya sa balcony ako nagpunta, e Okay na sana upu ko,akalain mo bang sa dami ng tao dun may dawalang magshota sa Likod ko, naglalampungan!!. CHOPPY: Teka Muna? sa Dami ng Taong Nanduroon,Ang kapal naman nila, Chaka teka bakit mo naman nasabing Naglalampungan?. PORKY: Kase Sabi nung Babae " mmmm Sweetheart Tama nayan Tigilan mo nayan" CHOPPY: Ba! matindi A, Tapos ano pa ang nangyari? PORKY: Sabi pa niya " Aray Arayyy,yung Sing Sing Mo" CHOPPY: Hayop Naman Yung lalake Pati ba naman Daliri Ginamit? PORKY: Anong Daliri?! Eh Nagalit Nga Yung Lalake, CHOPPY: bakit anong sabi ng lalake? PORKY: "GAGA E LEROS KO NAYANG NAKAPASOK SAYO EH" CHOPPY: Nakoooo Braso pala Yun..... PINOY AT KANA__________ Minsang nagkasabay sa bus stop ang isang kapampangan at isang american lady sa Chicago (windy city). Habang nakatayo silang dalawa, biglang humangin ng napakalakas at tumaas ang palda ng 'kana' na wala palang panty. Dahil sa ayaw ng pinoy na mapahiya ang 'kana' sinabi na lang n'ya na, "it's hairy (airy pala ang ibig sabihin) isn't it?" Sagot ng napahiyang 'kana', "Bastard! What do you expect to see, feathers?" Lalaki na ba???

More Timeless Jokes


FATHER AND SON__________ May isang tatay at ang anak niyang bading... Tatay: Anak, di ko na makaya ang iyong pagiging bading. Ako na lang ang laging tinatawanan ng aking mga kumpare. Kalalaki ko raw na tao eh may anak ako na bading. Bading: Ok lang yan daddy dearest. Di lang ma take ng mga CHUVANG yan na ako'y may pusong babae. Tatay: Basta, ipapasok na kita sa Military School. Bading: (Pabulong) Ok maraming FAFA! Matapos ang tatlong buwan, pumunta ang tatay sa military school. Nang marating niya ang kwarto ng kanyang anak ay dali-dali siyang kumatok. Unang Beses ng Pagkatok Anak: Sino yan? (Lalaking boses) Tatay: Ayos lalaki ng ang anak ko Pangalawang Beses ng Pagkatok Anak: Sino yan? (Lalaking boses) Tatay: Oks na oks, lalaki na ang anak ko Pangatlong Beses ng Pagkatok Anak: Sino yan? Natatakot na ako... (Girlie Voice) HUMIRIT_________ TITSER: Okei, class! Can you give me an eksampol of a fruit that starts with letter L..... Taasan lahat kamay ng mga bata, naguunahan pa, sabi nila..."Mam!Ma'm!Ma'm!" TITSER: okey,Boy, sige nga bigyan mo ako ng sampol. BOY BASTOS: L as in Lansones.....ganyan kalaki utong ng ate ko! Tawanan buong klase...."Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-!Inis si Titser at galit. Inisip niya na 'di na niya ulit tatawagan si Boy Bastos.... TITSER: Okei, class!Next question is, give me an eksampol of an animal that starts with letter Z..... Taasan ulit kamay ng mga estudyante.... "Ma'm!Ma'm!Ma'm!Ma'm!" TITSER: Okei, Anna! Bigyan mo nga ako ng animal na nagsisimula sa letter Z.... ANNA:Z as in Zebra! TITSER: Veri gud!!!!Veri Gud! (Biglang may sumingit matapos makasagot ni Anna...) BOY BASTOS: Pero, gan'to kalaki ang titi niya....(diniscribe pa niya sa mga daliri niya ang laki) Si Titser ay galit na galit na talaga sa sobrang asar sa kanya...nilapitan niya 'to.... TITSER: Boy Bastos! "Manahimik ka diyan, huwag ka nang sasagot!Puro kabastusan ang nasa utak mo!Dadalhin kita sa prinsipal!!!! Dali-daling dinala si Boy Bastos sa principal's office...... PRINCIPAL: Boy Bastos, ano na naman ba ang problema at parati ka na lang andito sa opisina ko? (Kinwento ni Titser ang nangyari....) PRINCIPAL: Boy Bastos, bawiin mo ang sinabi mo!Bawiin mo!(Kunot Noo at Galit) BOY BASTOS: (Takot at mangiyak-ngiyak sa nasapit) Cige po, cige po,babawiin ko na po....GAN'TO NA LANG PO KALIIT ANG TITI NIYA! (Hirit pa rin eh, noh!?)


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Saturday, December 02, 2006

CASES

There are so many spreading text messages regarding logic solving, and mystery cases. I must admit even I am an avid fan of such stories. Because of that, I often watch Detective Conan and am very proud to tell all of you guys... Nyahaha!! I've solved some of the problem before Conan does... But the series Conan is another story.. Here are some of the problems I have encountered:


1.) A man and his son was driving. As he drived, he met a serious accident. The man died and his son was rushed to the Emergency room of the nearest hospital. As the attending doctor arrived, the doctor suddenly gasped and exclaimed, "This child is my son!"

Question: What is the relation of the doctor to the patient?


2.) Naglilinis ang sepultorero nang may isang babaeng bumisita sa isa sa mga puntod. ''Kaano ano nyo ang patay?'' tanong ng sepultorero. ''Ang nanay nya ay solong anak ng nanay ko.''

Question: Ano ang relasyon ng babae sa bangkay?


3.) A man was killed in his house on Sunday morning. His body was found by his wife and she immediately called the police. The inspector asked the wife and the staffs what were they doing during the estimated time of death. The cook said he was cooking. The wife said she was sleeping for she slept late yesterday. The maid said she was in the post office mailing letters and the butler said he was cleaning the cabinet upstairs. After all those alibis, the inspector arrested the suspect for further question.

Question: Who was the suspect?


Perhaps you are now laughing saying ''Ta** In*! ang dali naman nyan'' The next problems would be more difficult compared to the previous problems. Here's more:


1.) Detective Palumbo had just finished examining the body of Debbie Layne which was lying on couch in her plush living room. ''Mrs. Layne was hit on the back of her head three or four times with the butt of that pistol.'' the sleuth said. The .45 lay on the floor near the body. Sheriff Hobbs was dusting the weapon for fingerprints. ''I've phoned her husband at his office and only told him to come home, I dislike breaking bad news. Will you do it?'', the sheriff said. ''I'll do it,'' said palumbo as he watched the body being removed from the scene. Then he took a seat in a lounge chair to wait for Mr. Layne. The ambulance drove away just as Mr. Layne arrived. He came into the living room, saw the gun and asked, Where's Debbie? What happened?'' ''I'm sorry to have to tell you that she was murdered about three hours ago.'' said Palumbo. ''Your cleaning lady found the body and called the sheriff.'' ''I can't find any fingerprints on this gun,'' said the sheriff. ''I'll send it to the lab.'' Mr Layne's face flushed as he got angry and said, ''please find the fiend that clubbed Debbie to death, I'll put up a twenty-five thousand dollar reward!''
''Save your money.'' said Hobbs. ''The murderer won't be that hard to find.''

Question: By this you probably know who the killer is. But the question is how did the detective knew who the killer is?


2.) ''Thank heaven you saw me!'' excalimed Ted Long as he feebly helped make fast his battered yawl to Dr. Hall's chartered fishing boat. Hall reached over the side and assisted the bedragged yachtman aboard. Long staggered into the shade of the cabin and sagged upon a berth. He removed his cap to wipe the perspiration from his brow, revealing a bald, freckled head. ''Drink this,'' said Hall, holding out a cup of water. Long gulped it frantically, asked for a second, and when he had downed it, told of his ordeal. ''Bill Smith and I were sailing for Bimini when the storm hit us. The sails, rudder, and radio went in the first five minutes. We barely managed to keep afloat. We drifted five days , lost. Three days ago our fresh water supply gave out. Bill went crazy with the heat and thirst. He started to drink the ocean water. I tried to restrain him. I hit him and he accidentally hit his head against the starboard rail. He's dead! It's my fault!'' Hall climbed into Long's disheveled yacht. In the little cabin, he found Bill Smith laid out on his back, dead. The criminologist studied the bruise on Smith's jaw and the one at the base of his skull. Back on the fishing boat, he warned Long grimly, ''You're going to have to tell the police a better tale than the one you just told me!''

Question: Again, the killer is pretty obvious. And again, the question is how.


Wow, from this point, I must say ang galing mo naman! (kung nasolved mo lahat...). Eto pa.. Kung nakaya mo ung nasa taas, I don't really know if kaya mo rin toh. Hell mas mahirap to eh. paano ko malalaman kung kaya moh? duh..


1.) You are a convicted murderer and was given a chance. A chance to feel the freedom once again. But the catch is that you have to choose. There are two doors. One door leads to death while the other leads to freedom. You do not know which door leads to freedom. Each door stood a guard. One tells the truth while the other does not. Again, you do not know which guard tells the truth and which guard guards the freedom door.

Question: What will you ask to the guard to know which door leads to freedom?


By this point, I believe may mga hindi ka nasagot at hinahanap mo na ang mga answers. Last question na lang at malalaman mo na ang sagot...

1.) Do you know how to keep a person in suspense?


Answer: Tell ko yung mga sagot next week. HAHAHAHA!! At least may one week pa kayo para mag brainstorming because at this time, may mga kasama ka na siguro na nagbabasa na rin at nag iisip kasabay mo...

This time, nagmumura ka na. Minumura mo na ako kasi hindi ka na makahintay sa sagot. Kung talagang eager ka na malaman yung answer, try mo sa yahoo answers. Kung wala itanong mo din dun. Still, maghihintay ka rin ng magrereply sayo na may alam ng sagot.

This time, talagang minumura mo na ako dahil narealize mo na maghihintay ka rin sa yahoo answers.

Sige na. Bye

puccachu believed today at 14:31

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