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'Bout Me
Name: Daniel
Age: 20
School: Notre Dame of Greater Manila
University of the Philippines Los Banos
Hobbies: Playing Volleyball, Online Games, LAN games, PS..., Sleeping, Eating, Reading books...
Movies: White Chicks, Hot Chick, Freaky Friday, School of Rock, Star Wars(1-6), Kung Fu Panda
American Pie(1-4), Date Movie, Scary Movies... dami pa.
Scientific Name: Homosapiens sapiens

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(Sigh)The Burden to describe one's self

Just your average UP student. Well, most people would think that "Uy! UP... Geek yan".. Such misconception. I am still living as a normal person and am critically endangered. I go to malls, watch movies, play online games and more. (sigh) For more info, just read all my posts and maybe, through my post, you can understand what kind of person I am. Shit!! pa english english pa. Nyahahaha...


Timeless Jokes..

ATTORNEY__________ CRIMINAL: attorney, tulungan mo naman ako sa kaso ko. ATTORNEY: sure! Kahit anong kaso masosolve ko, basta may pera ka lang na pambayad sa akin. CRIMINAL: ay attorney wala akong pera eh, pero may kotse ako. ATTORNEY: ok. pwede mong ibenta ang kotse mo para may pera kang pambayad sa akin. Ano pala yung kaso mo? CRIMINAL: carnapping po...... SING SING__________ CHOPPY: Pare napanood mo ba yung penikulang Independence Day? Pare ang Galing ng mga Effects. PORKY: Sinabi mo pa! kaso hinde ko masyadong nahintindian. CHOPPY: bakit mo naman nasabing Hinde mo nahintindian? hehe kase english ang salita? PORKY: Hinde yun,Kase Ganito yun Madaming nanunuod nung araw na yun,kaya sa balcony ako nagpunta, e Okay na sana upu ko,akalain mo bang sa dami ng tao dun may dawalang magshota sa Likod ko, naglalampungan!!. CHOPPY: Teka Muna? sa Dami ng Taong Nanduroon,Ang kapal naman nila, Chaka teka bakit mo naman nasabing Naglalampungan?. PORKY: Kase Sabi nung Babae " mmmm Sweetheart Tama nayan Tigilan mo nayan" CHOPPY: Ba! matindi A, Tapos ano pa ang nangyari? PORKY: Sabi pa niya " Aray Arayyy,yung Sing Sing Mo" CHOPPY: Hayop Naman Yung lalake Pati ba naman Daliri Ginamit? PORKY: Anong Daliri?! Eh Nagalit Nga Yung Lalake, CHOPPY: bakit anong sabi ng lalake? PORKY: "GAGA E LEROS KO NAYANG NAKAPASOK SAYO EH" CHOPPY: Nakoooo Braso pala Yun..... PINOY AT KANA__________ Minsang nagkasabay sa bus stop ang isang kapampangan at isang american lady sa Chicago (windy city). Habang nakatayo silang dalawa, biglang humangin ng napakalakas at tumaas ang palda ng 'kana' na wala palang panty. Dahil sa ayaw ng pinoy na mapahiya ang 'kana' sinabi na lang n'ya na, "it's hairy (airy pala ang ibig sabihin) isn't it?" Sagot ng napahiyang 'kana', "Bastard! What do you expect to see, feathers?" Lalaki na ba???

More Timeless Jokes


FATHER AND SON__________ May isang tatay at ang anak niyang bading... Tatay: Anak, di ko na makaya ang iyong pagiging bading. Ako na lang ang laging tinatawanan ng aking mga kumpare. Kalalaki ko raw na tao eh may anak ako na bading. Bading: Ok lang yan daddy dearest. Di lang ma take ng mga CHUVANG yan na ako'y may pusong babae. Tatay: Basta, ipapasok na kita sa Military School. Bading: (Pabulong) Ok maraming FAFA! Matapos ang tatlong buwan, pumunta ang tatay sa military school. Nang marating niya ang kwarto ng kanyang anak ay dali-dali siyang kumatok. Unang Beses ng Pagkatok Anak: Sino yan? (Lalaking boses) Tatay: Ayos lalaki ng ang anak ko Pangalawang Beses ng Pagkatok Anak: Sino yan? (Lalaking boses) Tatay: Oks na oks, lalaki na ang anak ko Pangatlong Beses ng Pagkatok Anak: Sino yan? Natatakot na ako... (Girlie Voice) HUMIRIT_________ TITSER: Okei, class! Can you give me an eksampol of a fruit that starts with letter L..... Taasan lahat kamay ng mga bata, naguunahan pa, sabi nila..."Mam!Ma'm!Ma'm!" TITSER: okey,Boy, sige nga bigyan mo ako ng sampol. BOY BASTOS: L as in Lansones.....ganyan kalaki utong ng ate ko! Tawanan buong klase...."Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-!Inis si Titser at galit. Inisip niya na 'di na niya ulit tatawagan si Boy Bastos.... TITSER: Okei, class!Next question is, give me an eksampol of an animal that starts with letter Z..... Taasan ulit kamay ng mga estudyante.... "Ma'm!Ma'm!Ma'm!Ma'm!" TITSER: Okei, Anna! Bigyan mo nga ako ng animal na nagsisimula sa letter Z.... ANNA:Z as in Zebra! TITSER: Veri gud!!!!Veri Gud! (Biglang may sumingit matapos makasagot ni Anna...) BOY BASTOS: Pero, gan'to kalaki ang titi niya....(diniscribe pa niya sa mga daliri niya ang laki) Si Titser ay galit na galit na talaga sa sobrang asar sa kanya...nilapitan niya 'to.... TITSER: Boy Bastos! "Manahimik ka diyan, huwag ka nang sasagot!Puro kabastusan ang nasa utak mo!Dadalhin kita sa prinsipal!!!! Dali-daling dinala si Boy Bastos sa principal's office...... PRINCIPAL: Boy Bastos, ano na naman ba ang problema at parati ka na lang andito sa opisina ko? (Kinwento ni Titser ang nangyari....) PRINCIPAL: Boy Bastos, bawiin mo ang sinabi mo!Bawiin mo!(Kunot Noo at Galit) BOY BASTOS: (Takot at mangiyak-ngiyak sa nasapit) Cige po, cige po,babawiin ko na po....GAN'TO NA LANG PO KALIIT ANG TITI NIYA! (Hirit pa rin eh, noh!?)


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Tuesday, November 07, 2006

pasalubong

sorry is been many days since i last write hear coz is been very busy coz mam tess is comeback from abroad last saturday and there are many things to do. mam tess is bring many shopping materials with her from the abroad. mam tess say that she is go to many places. i am very exciting for the stories of mam tess coz i also want to go to the abroad but i dont know how and i dont have money.
sir arnold is ask me to go with him to get mam tess from the airport so that she is come home to us.

sir arnold: chona, maligo ka.

chona mae: naku sir wag po.


i get surprising and i cover my body with my hands coz i get scared. coz they say in TV that if the sir of the helper ask the helper to take a bath, he is rape her.


sir arnold: ano ba nangyayari sayo? tumigil ka nga dyan. maligo ka na at magbihis ka at sasama ka sakin. aalis tayo. susunduin natin si mam tess mo sa airport. bilisan mo at baka ma-late tayo.

chona mae: ay. ganun po ba. kala ko kasi.

sir arnold: kala mo ano?

chona mae: wala po. joke lang po. ano po isusuot ko?

sir arnold: tinatanong pa ba yun? mag-gown ka. naku chona.

chona mae: ay, formal po. wala po akong make-up e. di po ako makakasama. kayo na lang po.

sir arnold: syempre uniform. ung white. nasisira araw ko syo. ang aga-aga e. sige na maligo ka na tapos magbihis ka tapos buksan mo yung gate.

chona mae: tapos?

sir arnold: aalis tayo. bakit?

chona mae: wala po. sige po. maliligo na po ako.

i am always exciting everytime mam tess and sir arnold are ask me to go with them coz i get very boring here in the house and i dont want to see aling choleng and myrna. mam tess and sir arnold are always ask me to go out with them coz aling choleng is the manager of the house and she cannot leave the house and she is always dizzy when she rides the car. suka ng suka. kadiri. myrna also cannot go coz if she is leave, aling choleng should go with her also thats why i am always the one who is go with sir and mam.

i take bath very quick coz sir arnold dont like to wait and he always in time. i wear my pants uniform. i am also very exciting for the pasalubong. i wish that mam tess is buy me chocolates.
we leave the house and we are go to the airport. many airplanes fly over and above the car. we wait and we wait and then mam tess is finally come. she has many bags small and big coz she is go to many places.

chona mae: hi mam! ako na po magdadala nyan. welcome to the philippines po. na-miss ko po kayo.

mam tess: asus. sipsip! wag kang mag-alala, may pasalubong ako sayo. kumusta naman kayo nila myrna sa bahay? malinis ba ang bahay? ayokong makakarinig ng maraming sumbong ha.

chona mae: ako po ok lang ewan ko po sina aling choleng.

we are go to duty free for more shopping. mam tess, sir arnold and me. mam tess are buy more things and then we are go home coz mam tess is already tired from the travel. in the car, i ask mam tess about abroad.

chona mae: mam san po kayo nagpunta?

mam tess: madami. bangkok, vietnam, hongkong, china, japan, singapore. nakakapagod.

chona mae: nag-japan po kayo? di ba masama po yun? bakit nyo po nagawa yun?

mam tess: sira! namasyal lang ako at nag-shopping. arnold, san ba natin nakuha to? parang nagkamali tayo dito a.

sir arnold: sinabi mo pa. wrong move honey. wrong move. ano, chona? soli ka na namin?

chona mae: wherever.


sir arnold and mam tess are always joke with me that they are return me to romblon but is ok coz i know that it is joke only.


chona mae: malaki po ba ang abroad

mam tess: chona talaga. oo. malaki.

chona mae; ano pong pasalubong nyo sakin? na-miss nyo po ba ako?

mam tess: marami akong pasalubong sayo mamaya mo na tingnan sa bahay. di ko alam kung na-miss kita kasi puro kunsumisyon dala mo sakin.


mam tess is the deny queen. i know that she is only deny. i know that she is missed me also.
we arrive home and we are bring the bags in the house. mam tess is open her bags and she is call aling choleng and myrna to give away the pasalubongs.


mam tess: o myrna etong sayo. yung kay choleng kasam na dyan, may pangalan yan.
the bag for choleng and myrna is big. they have imported lotion, important soap, imported shampoo and imported perfume. mam tess is also give aling choleng a sholder bag and some chocolates too also.

mam tess finally gives me my gift pack. many things inside the bag. she is give me one imported t-shirt that is color pink. the front of the t-shirt says: "abercrombie and bench" i think it is same with the t-shirt that the MTV and the MYX BJ wear. mam tess is also buy me kitkat and nestle crunch and kisses also. she is also give me lip glows. lip glows is look like a lipstick but mam mam tess say that lip glows is make the lips shine. is very happy.



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Sayonara!...

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