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About Me

'Bout Me
Name: Daniel
Age: 20
School: Notre Dame of Greater Manila
University of the Philippines Los Banos
Hobbies: Playing Volleyball, Online Games, LAN games, PS..., Sleeping, Eating, Reading books...
Movies: White Chicks, Hot Chick, Freaky Friday, School of Rock, Star Wars(1-6), Kung Fu Panda
American Pie(1-4), Date Movie, Scary Movies... dami pa.
Scientific Name: Homosapiens sapiens

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(Sigh)The Burden to describe one's self

Just your average UP student. Well, most people would think that "Uy! UP... Geek yan".. Such misconception. I am still living as a normal person and am critically endangered. I go to malls, watch movies, play online games and more. (sigh) For more info, just read all my posts and maybe, through my post, you can understand what kind of person I am. Shit!! pa english english pa. Nyahahaha...


Timeless Jokes..

ATTORNEY__________ CRIMINAL: attorney, tulungan mo naman ako sa kaso ko. ATTORNEY: sure! Kahit anong kaso masosolve ko, basta may pera ka lang na pambayad sa akin. CRIMINAL: ay attorney wala akong pera eh, pero may kotse ako. ATTORNEY: ok. pwede mong ibenta ang kotse mo para may pera kang pambayad sa akin. Ano pala yung kaso mo? CRIMINAL: carnapping po...... SING SING__________ CHOPPY: Pare napanood mo ba yung penikulang Independence Day? Pare ang Galing ng mga Effects. PORKY: Sinabi mo pa! kaso hinde ko masyadong nahintindian. CHOPPY: bakit mo naman nasabing Hinde mo nahintindian? hehe kase english ang salita? PORKY: Hinde yun,Kase Ganito yun Madaming nanunuod nung araw na yun,kaya sa balcony ako nagpunta, e Okay na sana upu ko,akalain mo bang sa dami ng tao dun may dawalang magshota sa Likod ko, naglalampungan!!. CHOPPY: Teka Muna? sa Dami ng Taong Nanduroon,Ang kapal naman nila, Chaka teka bakit mo naman nasabing Naglalampungan?. PORKY: Kase Sabi nung Babae " mmmm Sweetheart Tama nayan Tigilan mo nayan" CHOPPY: Ba! matindi A, Tapos ano pa ang nangyari? PORKY: Sabi pa niya " Aray Arayyy,yung Sing Sing Mo" CHOPPY: Hayop Naman Yung lalake Pati ba naman Daliri Ginamit? PORKY: Anong Daliri?! Eh Nagalit Nga Yung Lalake, CHOPPY: bakit anong sabi ng lalake? PORKY: "GAGA E LEROS KO NAYANG NAKAPASOK SAYO EH" CHOPPY: Nakoooo Braso pala Yun..... PINOY AT KANA__________ Minsang nagkasabay sa bus stop ang isang kapampangan at isang american lady sa Chicago (windy city). Habang nakatayo silang dalawa, biglang humangin ng napakalakas at tumaas ang palda ng 'kana' na wala palang panty. Dahil sa ayaw ng pinoy na mapahiya ang 'kana' sinabi na lang n'ya na, "it's hairy (airy pala ang ibig sabihin) isn't it?" Sagot ng napahiyang 'kana', "Bastard! What do you expect to see, feathers?" Lalaki na ba???

More Timeless Jokes


FATHER AND SON__________ May isang tatay at ang anak niyang bading... Tatay: Anak, di ko na makaya ang iyong pagiging bading. Ako na lang ang laging tinatawanan ng aking mga kumpare. Kalalaki ko raw na tao eh may anak ako na bading. Bading: Ok lang yan daddy dearest. Di lang ma take ng mga CHUVANG yan na ako'y may pusong babae. Tatay: Basta, ipapasok na kita sa Military School. Bading: (Pabulong) Ok maraming FAFA! Matapos ang tatlong buwan, pumunta ang tatay sa military school. Nang marating niya ang kwarto ng kanyang anak ay dali-dali siyang kumatok. Unang Beses ng Pagkatok Anak: Sino yan? (Lalaking boses) Tatay: Ayos lalaki ng ang anak ko Pangalawang Beses ng Pagkatok Anak: Sino yan? (Lalaking boses) Tatay: Oks na oks, lalaki na ang anak ko Pangatlong Beses ng Pagkatok Anak: Sino yan? Natatakot na ako... (Girlie Voice) HUMIRIT_________ TITSER: Okei, class! Can you give me an eksampol of a fruit that starts with letter L..... Taasan lahat kamay ng mga bata, naguunahan pa, sabi nila..."Mam!Ma'm!Ma'm!" TITSER: okey,Boy, sige nga bigyan mo ako ng sampol. BOY BASTOS: L as in Lansones.....ganyan kalaki utong ng ate ko! Tawanan buong klase...."Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-!Inis si Titser at galit. Inisip niya na 'di na niya ulit tatawagan si Boy Bastos.... TITSER: Okei, class!Next question is, give me an eksampol of an animal that starts with letter Z..... Taasan ulit kamay ng mga estudyante.... "Ma'm!Ma'm!Ma'm!Ma'm!" TITSER: Okei, Anna! Bigyan mo nga ako ng animal na nagsisimula sa letter Z.... ANNA:Z as in Zebra! TITSER: Veri gud!!!!Veri Gud! (Biglang may sumingit matapos makasagot ni Anna...) BOY BASTOS: Pero, gan'to kalaki ang titi niya....(diniscribe pa niya sa mga daliri niya ang laki) Si Titser ay galit na galit na talaga sa sobrang asar sa kanya...nilapitan niya 'to.... TITSER: Boy Bastos! "Manahimik ka diyan, huwag ka nang sasagot!Puro kabastusan ang nasa utak mo!Dadalhin kita sa prinsipal!!!! Dali-daling dinala si Boy Bastos sa principal's office...... PRINCIPAL: Boy Bastos, ano na naman ba ang problema at parati ka na lang andito sa opisina ko? (Kinwento ni Titser ang nangyari....) PRINCIPAL: Boy Bastos, bawiin mo ang sinabi mo!Bawiin mo!(Kunot Noo at Galit) BOY BASTOS: (Takot at mangiyak-ngiyak sa nasapit) Cige po, cige po,babawiin ko na po....GAN'TO NA LANG PO KALIIT ANG TITI NIYA! (Hirit pa rin eh, noh!?)


Months yan noh. Obvious ba?

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Tuesday, October 24, 2006

You Pee ...(sigh..)



Passing UPCAT is something, but passing its first semester is far more challenging compared to UPCAT. "Come on Vamonos! Everybody lets go!" We had our campus tour and UP Los Banos being the largest UP campus is very troublesome to explore. One thing I learned from that tour was never again will I join any campus tour. First few weeks were easy. LaLaLaLa!!! We can do whatever we want! You can skip class whenever you want. I never experienced this freedom during my high school days. Only four of us coming from our school passed in UP Los Banos, most of our previous classmates are in UP Diliman. The rest you asked? They are now in UST. Life in UP Los Banos is pretty convenient. My schedule is not that full and my earliest subject is Sosc 1 at 8:30. At first I was shy (Who wasn't? Honestly...). I gave my introduction short and I barely talk unless asked. Next was Eng 2, my teacher in Eng 2 was Mr. Joey Vargas, an artist and a member of Choral Ensemble. He was... was... how can I say it? Intimidating... have you ever by any chance encountered Professor Snape? (De)mentor Joey Vargas is very similar to Professor Snape... (shudder). My Math 11 was okay, nothing unusual like flying cars... My Hume 1 was the coolest subject UP Los Banos had ever created. My teacher Ma'am Sunga is very cool. Of all my subjects during this day, this subject is where I can relax. IT 1 is somehow similar to Professor Binn in History of Magic in Harry Potter. Gosh! OMFG! How Boring!! Yet, I must live the reputation of being a UP student and listen to what my Professor is saying. My professor in IT 1 was awarded of something I can't remember but it included being a member of a science organization or something like that. My Bio 1 was also boring cause of my teacher's dull voice and the fact that it was 1:00 and it was just after my lunch. I always feel sleepy during her time. My PE 2 was okay because my sport is really my favorite. My sport is volleyball. I really liked it and was once a varsity during my high school days. I have two laboratory subject and both were cool. My Bio 1 lab was cool because our professor is not strict. He really explained the lessons well. Sometimes, our sit-in -people who join a class but its not really their class asked us why were we so noisy because compared to their Bio 1 lab, their prof is so strict. My IT 1 lab compared to my Bio 1 lab wherein we are really arguing for our prof to give us extensions in our allotted time due to the experiment's difficulty, my IT 1 lab finishes way beyond early. Once you finished the activity, you may leave the class. One more thing that interests me in my IT 1 lab is Linux. Linux is similar to Microsoft but unlike Microsoft, Linux is for free. All the applications in Microsoft has counterpart in Linux. (sigh)... Being here in UP Los Banos is really fun.




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