The Setting:
Pageant Night Ms. Universe Beauty Pageant Q & A Portion.
The Finalists:
Ms. America
Ms. Spain
Ms. Britain
Ms. Iran
Ms. India
Ms. Philippines
Question: Ms. America , how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms. America : Well, I would say that, male organs in America are like gentlemen.
Q: Why do you say that?
Ms. America : Because it stands everytime it sees a woman.
(Applause..Applause)
Q: Ms. Spain , how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms. Spain : Male organs in our country are like toros in our very own bullfight.
Q: Why do you say that?
Ms. Spain : Because it charges everytime it sees an opening.
(Applause..Applause)
Q: Ms. Britain , how would you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms. Britain : Male organs in our country are like Shakespearian actors.
Q: Why do you say that?
Ms. Britain : Because it cries after every performance.
(Applause..Applause)
Q: Ms. Iran , how would you describe a male organ in you country?
Ms. Iran : Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like thieves.
Q: Why?
Ms. Iran : Because they always enter thru the back door.
(Applause..Applause)
Q: Ms. India , how would you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms. India : A male organ in our country is like a laborer.
Q: Why do you say that?
Ms. India : Because it works day and night.
(Applause..Applause)
Q: Ms. Philippines , how would you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms. Philippines : Ahh..well, opcors, hi,hi,hi...I can say dat male organs in our
country are like chismis!
Q: Chismis?
Ms. Philippines : Ayy sorry!!..It's ano..kuwan... it means GOSSIP in our language.
Q: Hmm…interesting comparison. And why do you say that?
Ms. Philippines : Ayy..diyahe!!! Hihihi, kasi...I mean...because...it passes from mouth to mouth.
(STANDING OVATION)
